So true it's funny.
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Trepid Explorer.
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Trepid Explorer.
- Trepid Explorer is the world's tallest woman!
- Trepid Explorer is actually a mammal, not a fish.
- The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Trepid Explorer.
- You should always store Trepid Explorer in an airtight container in the fridge!
- If you break Trepid Explorer, you will get seven years of bad luck!
- American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Trepid Explorer from each salad served in first class.
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Trepid Explorer!
- Trepid Explorer kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
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#1- !!!!
I feel like I should ask if you have a special pole at your house! (so bad!!)
But I am indeed the tallest woman in the world! Just ask Sil.
And I'm right there with you.
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